Got up this morning. Put the kettle on, still nine tenths asleep. Heard news bulletin. Seems Welsh are putting a footbath round the country. Seems extraordinary. Put tea bags in cups, still nine tenths asleep. Does this mean there will have to be rest stops, say a McDonald’s Wade Through at Llandudno. I know they have Drive Throughs, so why not a Wade Through? I would be happy to buy a burger, so long as I could throw it away later.
Put boiling water in cups and go and put hearing aids in. Seems the Welsh are putting a footpath round the coast. Problem is that if you are deaf, plosives such as ‘b’ and ‘p’ sound alike. So do other sounds: a friend was asked by her PA if she would like a copy of a document and she replied, yes, so long as it was without sugar.
Glad about the footpath, but sorry that there will be no need for a Wade Through.