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Me and Dylan

I was born 27th October 1944

 Poem In October

 Verse 1

 It was my thirtieth year to heaven

Woke to my hearing from harbour and neighbour wood

And the mussel pooled and the heron

Priested shore

The morning becon

With water praying and call of seagull and rook

And the knock of the sailing boats on the net webbed wall

Myself set foot

That second

In the still sleeping town and set forth

Dylan Thomas

 

Dylan Thomas was born on the 27th October 1914, thirty years before me.  I have always been close to his poetry.  Many years later I got to know his daughter, Aeronwy, very slightly.  She could never make up her mind whether she was Aeronwy Thomas or Aeronwy Ellis, her married name.  It made phoning her a nightmare.  ‘May I speak to Aeronwy Thomas please’?  ‘There is no one of that name here.  I am Aeronwy Ellis’.  Or again ‘May I speak to Aeronwy Ellis’?  ‘There is no one of that name here.  I am Aeronwy Thomas’.  I noted from her obituaries that she drove everyone else up the wall with this performance.  Mercifully, someone eventually persuaded her to call herself Aeronwy Thomas Ellis.

 

Even more daunting was talking to her son, who was pure Sarf London (they lived in Surbiton).  ‘May I talk to your mother please?’  ‘Snotin’.  ‘When will she return’.  ‘Duno’.  I was talking to the grandson of one of our greatest poets and I needed a translator.

 

Still, the poem wasn’t a bad start to life.

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Qui tacet consentire

Judge to defence counsel ‘Has your client not heard the phrase ‘Qui tacet consentire’?’

Defence counsel ‘They speak of little else in Rochdale, my lord’.

If that seems a little out of the ordinary, a letter in The Guardian on Tuesday May 15th began ‘Mon Dieu, écoutes ses ses subjonctifs’.  Now we have tackled the French subjunctive, it’s time for the imperative.’  Indeed it is.

Before I go on to emphatics and split infinitives, which are both favourites of mine, I have to say in mitigation that the same edition of The Guardian had a headline which stated ‘TB diagnoses sparks alpaca health warning’ alpaca owners apparently being in denial over the risk.  One really does wonder what sort of people own alpacas these days!

But emphatics and split infinitives.  We were all brought up to know (weren’t we?) the difference between ‘I shall drown and nobody will save me’ and ‘I will drown and nobody shall save me’; the difference between life and death.  Equally, we were all used to the most famous split infinitive of the lot, ‘To boldly go…….’. a first rate emphatic in itself.  We were equally warned off other emphatics; ‘fuck’ and ‘fucking’ were two words never to be used.  Hence language defined itself in terms of social class; ‘Don’t you know?’ or ‘What, what?’ are acceptable, but ‘Init?’ (Is it not?) and ‘Avuntie?’ (Haven’t I), are not.  And before you, dear reader start to feel linguistically superior and socially virtuous, do think about what you call the object you piss into – a lavatory, a toilet, or a loo.

And do also think why you can appreciate the beauty, rhythm and construction of the English language.  When a mixed race girl with a heroin addicted father appeared on television asking if ‘East Angular’ was abroad, we laughed, forgetting that we were responsible for not providing her with a decent education.  She died very publicly, and with dignity to raise money to give her children the education she had never had.  And if you don’t know who I am referring to, read Owen Jones’ Chavs.

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McDonald’s Wade Through

 

Got up this morning.  Put the kettle on, still nine tenths asleep.  Heard news bulletin.  Seems Welsh are putting a footbath round the country.  Seems extraordinary.  Put tea bags in cups, still nine tenths asleep.  Does this mean there will have to be rest stops, say a McDonald’s Wade Through at Llandudno.  I know they have Drive Throughs, so why not a Wade Through?  I would be happy to buy a burger, so long as I could throw it away later.

 

Put boiling water in cups and go and put hearing aids in.  Seems the Welsh are putting a footpath round the coast.  Problem is that if you are deaf, plosives such as ‘b’ and ‘p’ sound alike.  So do other sounds: a friend was asked by her PA if she would like a copy of a document and she replied, yes, so long as it was without sugar.

 

Glad about the footpath, but sorry that there will be no need for a Wade Through.

 

 

 

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Resignation from the LibDems

Gordon Seekings
Membership Services
Liberal Democrats
8-10 Great George Street
LONDON
SW1P 3AE

Dear Gordon Seekings

Resignation from Liberal Democrats

With great regret I return my Membership Renewal Certificate which you sent to me on March 12th.

Whilst I an certain that my letter will have all the force of the famous headline ‘Skibereen Eagle Keeps an Eye on the Czar’ it will greatly ease me in writing it.

I am one of the original members of the SDP and thus the LibDems. I was hardly a political virgin when I joined, having been President of a Student Union and Chair of a University Labour Club whose foot power won Lancaster for Labour in 1966. I have tramped many city streets and rural tracks canvassing for Labour often with hilarious results. I left Labour when entryism, particularly from the SWP, had become acute. I still regard Labour with immense affection and I know how difficult it is to resign. However, loyalty can be traded on too far, and conscience compromised too far, to offer any other route than through the exit.

There are four issues which have persuaded me to leave the LibDems:

1) Higher Education Funding.
I am a graduate of the Universities of Lancaster and Manchester. I am a life member of the Principals Professional Council, a former Institute Principal, a former Head of Department in a college of FE, a one time lecturer in a college which is now part of Manchester Metropolitan University, an Intern in the Institute of United States and Latin American Studies at University College London, now the Institute for the Study of the Americas, occasional assessor for adult students, Kingston University etc etc.

I am sure you can guess my reaction to the Bill/Act on university funding. Before the election we had promised to oppose an increase in student charges, and we ratted on this in the most deplorable fashion. We offered no constructive solution to FE/HE in terms of the structure of degrees and the funding of institutions, but placed the onus for greater funding via fees on students, with no evidence that they can bear it.

2) National Health Service.
As well as being a client of the Service, I was for most of my career responsible for education units in establishments for people with severe learning difficulties, and establishments for people with mental illness. My attitude to the care given was summed up in a letter to The Independent when I wrote listing a whole series of failures in establishments I had had to deal with. The management failures included staff intimidation, the jailing of the Finance Director of one Trust and the CEO of the PCT of another, both for fraud. I wrote, ‘How corrupt and incompetent must an NHS trust be before the Secretary of State investigates it?’

Nothing has changed over the last few years: recently a local GP was jailed for sexually molesting his patients. He worked in a practice which has long been a matter for local comment. In addition, one of the units I mentioned in a letter to the national press has recently had to have a patient treated for rodent bites. My mother, in forty years of midwifery, had one patient bitten by a rat: obviously matters are worse in hospital units in Epsom than in downtown slums in 1950s Birkenhead. The management failures mentioned here will not be addressed by the new structures, and could have been met by the original system working well and rigorously applied.

The Bill/Act was not mentioned either in party manifestos, or in the Coalition Agreement. It has been strenuously denied that its main purpose is not a licence to privatise. Already, unannounced, areas in Surrey (North West and South West) have been handed over to Virgin Care. With the history of Care Homes being handed over to private enterprise, it is astonishing that the LibDems have not fought this matter tooth and nail, and that they have not insisted on water tight controls against abuse.

3) Charities.
I am the former Chair of the Quaker Central Committee for Social Responsibility and Education. This was not simply a committee, but was a charity in its own right, administering numerous trust funds. Since I stepped down in the early 1990s much has changed in the charity world: the Charity Commission has made many innovations which have greatly improved the management of charities. There is however a considerable distance still to go in improving management and closing loopholes. The changes proposed by the government concerning tax relief on donations, address none of these issues and will harm charities greatly. This is just one more issue where the government has failed to understand an issue and has proposed or introduced destructive measures.

4) Housing Benefit
I find the failure of the coalition to address this matter in a proper and humane fashion both disgraceful and distressing. We are hitting at some of the poorest people in the community and putting much housing in highly urban areas beyond their reach. As well as the human anguish that this will cause in terms of poverty, disruption of family networks, schooling for children, and the like, it will also cause heavy social disruption as teachers, nurses, postmen etc., will no longer be able to live near, or to serve, complex urban areas.

As a Quaker Christian both myself and my partner are allocating a larger and larger part of our income as pensioners to give private and discrete help. Discrete, because poor people have dignity, and it should be respected. On that note I end.

Yours sincerely

John Green

Cc: Guardian
Independent

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